Today I woke up at 2 in the afternoon, and the only thing I felt doing was go back to sleep again. But I had this cool idea of borrowing my dad’s portable DVD player (because I don’t have a laptop) so I could have a Star Wars marathon without leaving my room. My mom never put a TV inside my personal space because the only area where I could put an actual television was already occupied by figurines of Mama Mary and Jesus Christ, and she wants it to stay there for good. And people ask me why I hate religion.

Anyway, so I got the DVD player and it was inside this bag along with a couple of CD’s. It was my first time seeing said CD’s so I checked them out one by one. There was Samurai X, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Illusionist, a couple of action movies, and (this is the horrifying part) a Filipino movie called “Balahibong Pusa”.

I was so turned off by the title and the fact that it was obviously a cheap porno film or something that I didn’t have the energy to watch Star Wars anymore. I don’t know, man. Plus the fact that I checked this computer’s browsing data awhile ago and saw “analsex games” in my 10-year-old brother’s search history doesn’t help at all.

There should totally be a law for controlling sexual frustration, you guys. Even if you’re only a 10-year-old.