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Today I was faced with the decision of either: posting this, or protecting my follower count. I obviously didn’t choose the latter.
Lo and behold, my right pinkie toe! ~*~*`~*“~*~*~
Earlier this afternoon I told myself I would walk to my class because, hey, I’m broke and saving money is a good thing! Right? So then the first three steps when I walked outside our gate (for the first time in days) resulted in a bloody pinkie toe, a knee injury, and a crying teenage boy.
I had to commute to class because of this. It’s like every effort I do for something, it ends up with the exact opposite effect.
*cue image of a sobbing african woman*

Today I was faced with the decision of either: posting this, or protecting my follower count. I obviously didn’t choose the latter.

Lo and behold, my right pinkie toe! ~*~*`~*“~*~*~

Earlier this afternoon I told myself I would walk to my class because, hey, I’m broke and saving money is a good thing! Right? So then the first three steps when I walked outside our gate (for the first time in days) resulted in a bloody pinkie toe, a knee injury, and a crying teenage boy.

I had to commute to class because of this. It’s like every effort I do for something, it ends up with the exact opposite effect.

*cue image of a sobbing african woman*

  1. sukinichi said: WHAT THE FUCK???
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