Hi guys! It’s been a while since I’ve last updated because (you’re not going to believe this) I finally have a life! Or at least, I’ve been having(?) a life. Wat. I don’t understand either.
What I’m trying to say is that, my life the past weeks has been quite intriguing and required plenty of activities outside the internet so I’m sorry if I let any one of you down. I’m mostly pertaining to those followers of mine who enjoy photo replying disturbing images of gay porn (*cough* @albinogenitals *cough*) and other annoying shit every time I post something.
There’s too much to tell, so a minute ago I decided to just scan my right hand and post it on the interwebz for you to enjoy. You may now begin to ponder on why my palm line is straight.
