So my mom’s currently having a party downstairs with all her mom friends and stuff. I just finished eating and now I’m in my room away from all those 40-year-old women and the kids they brought (goddamn they are all so noisy).
Anyway, something embarrassing happened. See, I was sitting there, eating all quietly and shit when one of them cougars shouted my name. I went to her and then she started rummaging inside her bag. My initial reaction was, “Omg omg presentzzzzzzzz! <3” And I saw her reach two CD’s inside her purse and I got more excited because who doesn’t like getting original music once in a while?
She gave me one case and the cover said, “Josh Groban: Noel.” I stopped and stared for a while and thought, “Uhm….okay? Good enough, good enough.” And so I decided to say “Thank you po!!!”
She gave me a quick glance and said, “Ayan ayan, paki-play dun sa CD player niyo.”
And then I realized she wasn’t giving it to me, she just wanted to add some music to the party.
I shat my pants and now I’m here in my room.
The end.
