February 2012
Greetings, Tumblrers and Tumblrites!
Tonight I’m going to tell you a short story entitled “Tilde Asterisk Teenage Rebellion Asterisk Tilde”.
One lazy afternoon, a boy was watching porn when the sun moved and glared at the computer screen. It was the part where the girl’s pussy’s about to get wet so the boy became very frustrated. This event though, made him remember...
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So today my family and I woke up at six fucking thirty in the morning because we had to go to the hospital for our check-up.
When we got there, there was already a shit ton of people so we had to wait a Very long time before our number got called by the nurse. Four hours and thirty-thousand Pesos later (my dad had to do a lot of tests), them bitches finally called our names and we took our blood...
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So I’m currently in Pampanga right now because tomorrow we’re gonna watch some Hot Air Balloon action! I’m at my female cousin’s room and am presently using her computer. My cousin, by the way, was the one who deliberately planned of fooling me to admit that I used to cut classes back in high school just to tell my mother.
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I decided to wander around the...
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My first college achievement!
A month ago, we had a project in IT1 wherein we were asked to make a performance video, upload it on YouTube, and post it on the class Facebook group (which, by the way, had 100+ members in it). The top ten with the most ‘likes’ gets to have bonus points for the first exam.
I literally panicked when this was discussed to us in the classroom because frankly, I am not a very talented...
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January 2012
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me: i need to do my homework
internet: NO
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me: omfg you cAN TALK?!?!!!!
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This post is entitled “In which I blog about a shit ton of uninteresting things because I have a paper to write and two exams to study for”.
So today I only had two classes: one at Communication and another at Algebra. My first class didn’t really go that well because our instructor returned our first news drafts and mine sucked huge donkey balls. My seatmate was all like...
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I would like to begin this blog post by greeting all the Chinese, Koreans, and Japanese a Happy New Year!!! Ching chong chang, you guys! I hope that means “I love you all” because otherwise, I don’t really think it makes a difference.
Earlier today, I celebrated my friend Chinina’s birthday with my high school buddies! The first thing we did was eat lots of greasy pizza in...
Reflections and stuff
I used to get good grades when I was in high school. (Note how I used past tense.) I remember feeling so great because I almost always achieve high scores in almost all the exercises and examinations given to me. And when I do get low scores, I still feel great because what usually happens is that my scores remain better than most of my classmates. They’re retards. And I’m kidding.
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Today’s one of those rare days when I actually wish that the internet didn’t exist. I have a very important exam tomorrow and I absolutely need to study and get off Facebook and Tumblr because all I do in class is 1) sleep and 2) sleep so if I fail this shit I’m gonna have to retake it again, which is practically synonymous to “killing myself”.
But no, really,...
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Story time!!!
Okay so there’s this guy at school. We’re under the same degree course so that means we’re in the same college and that means we involuntarily see each other often.
It’s always either I look at him and he catches me looking at him or he’s looking at me and I catch him looking at me. Awkward eye contact. Once it happens, we just pretend nothing occurred.
This has...
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“I’d go back to December all the time”
– taylor swift & me
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This morning while walking to school
some guy I didn't know who was walking behind me: I like your deodorant
me: .........Thanks?
see someone you know from school
avoid eye contact
You know what’s wrong with the world?
It’s the fact that every time I go to clothing stores, there’s always one saleslady who’s gonna come near me and watch my every move and ask me if I’m looking for something and consequently make me lose my self-esteem and sweat my armpits up to the point wherein it’s too uncomfortable to even stay in said clothing store.
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December 2011
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deathpill asked: check blogs
post something that gets 700 notes
get 0 new followers
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girls on facebook
last day of january: february please be good to me(:
last day february: march please be good to me(:
last day of march: april please be good to me(:
last day of april: may please be good to me(:
last day of may: june please be good to me(:
last day of june: july please be good to me(:
last day of july: august please be good to me(:
last day of august: wAke me up when septemBer ends
last day of september: october please be good to me(:
last day of october: november please be good to me(:
last day of november: december please be good to me(:
last day of december: january please be good to me(:
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i am a creepy ghost etc etc
if you do not click the link given below and make an account, i will appear in your toilet bowl while you shit and i’m going to poke your asshole until it bleeds
www.gameofnerds.com/?ref=15003c3
but seriously just make an account and i will become like a friendly ghost or s/t
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…………….I literally just watched 50 minutes of The Phantom of the Opera thinking I was watching “V for Vendetta.”
Imagine all the boredom and confusion I experienced in that fifty minutes. It was horrible. What the fuck was I thinking. I should have gotten the cue when they all started singing in a screeching voice, holy hell.
Never remember the 23rd of...
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So my mom’s currently having a party downstairs with all her mom friends and stuff. I just finished eating and now I’m in my room away from all those 40-year-old women and the kids they brought (goddamn they are all so noisy).
Anyway, something embarrassing happened. See, I was sitting there, eating all quietly and shit when one of them cougars shouted my name. I went to her and then...
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So in 2 hours, my fellow Devcom freshmen and I are going to participate in this event called “Unplugged.” No cellphones, no computer, no books, magazines, newspapers, radio, or any form of media for one whole day. That also means no Tetris Battle and no Tumblr. For a whole freaking day.
The only activities lined up for me tomorrow would be to draw, paint, and write about the whole...
So at around 6 in the evening I decided to go back here in Los Baños since we have this “Fun” Run we’re required to participate in tomorrow. Honestly though, I don’t see anything fun about waking up at 5 in the goddamn morning.
Alice, a friend of mine, happened to be in the same jeep I was riding on so the trip didn’t turn out to be as boring as I expected it to be....
run out of energy on tetris battle
don’t know what to do with life
I just got punk’d by my 10-year-old niece on Facebook.
Goddamnit.
See, she decided for no apparent reason to message me on FB chat.
My niece: KUYA! nagccut ba kayo sa class?? ako secretly oo….
Me: Aw. Bad yun! Pag nahuli ka, baka masuspend ka sa class. Kung gusto mo magcut, kunwari na lang nanghihina ka tapos punta ka sa clinic. Hahahaha. Yun yung ginagawa ko dati tapos nakakauwi...
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Hello!
So…the other day our IT lecturer has assigned us to send a postcard to someone from another country. It’s some lesson about how we should learn how difficult communicating with others was back then and all that bullcrap, you get the point. Anyway, I need someone who would be glad to receive a postcard from me, and is willing to write one back. (A replied postcard gets me bonus points...
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I just ate a total of 8 bananas today
what does this say about me and my sexuality
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I can’t believe I teared up when I read that you passed away. A part of me wishes I had took the chance to get to know you better, during that span of time we were acquainted through the internet. You were such an interesting guy. But I think I’m contented that this was as far as it could have gone. I know that if you had become a closer friend, I am sure everything would have hurt ten...